wryer:

I met a nice cat on the way home

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(Source: kingudamu, via pizza)

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pemsylvania:

I don’t get why “chicken” is an insult for being scared. have you ever been attacked by a rooster? the only thing shitting its pants is me

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clamjob:

intensional:

snakebiteheartt:

Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff 

I FOLLOW BACK

shut up we are talking about hilary duff here now is not the time to self promo

clamjob:

intensional:

snakebiteheartt:

Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff

I FOLLOW BACK

shut up we are talking about hilary duff here now is not the time to self promo

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what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

(Source: bunnyravio, via fake-mermaid)

idioticteen:

Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning 

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via thatsqualitystuff)

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

the james bond. name’s bond

(via shuckl)

cucumburlesque:

"hey, do you want the rest of my salad?"image

"how about some of my fries?"image

(via coffeeandstuff)

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via coffeeandstuff)

confused-polarity:

s1uts:

misterdelfuego:

60°

accurate

I forgot you were using farengheieigh for a second and I was very confused and concerned

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